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LIVE TO RIDE - RIDE TO LIVE!

The wheel turns. Do unto others, as you would like them to do unto you.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.
Wear heavy boots. You can't kick things when you're wearing takkies.
Never argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

If everything else fails, consult your manual.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Where you look is where you go.

Advice is free and worth every cent.

A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.

If it takes more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear-view mirror.
Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows. 
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of petrol before you can think straight.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

A good rider has balance, judgment and good timing, so does a good lover.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end, but you better believe it does.
Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of spanners and a roll of toilet paper.
So what if the other guy's faster, better to get there late than dead on time.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
Don't ride fast on a road you don't know.

More races were won in the pub than on the track.

People are like motorcycles, each is customized a bit differently.
If the bike isn't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Well trained reflexes are quicker than luck!
Catching a bug at 200 kph can double your vocabulary.

If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 10 bike-lengths ahead.

Smoke and grease can hide a multitude of errors, but not for long.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Breakfast and Coffee is as important as Petrol.
Whatever you do, itís better in the wind.
When in doubtÖ accelerate.

Be courteous to other road users, you may need their help someday.

Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetors.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am and drive his bakkie to the middle of nowhere, to get you when you're broken down.